who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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