Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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