Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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