i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
worst night to have a conscience
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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