is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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