Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
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