If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
wow bdsm is so cute
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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