Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
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