how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Vodka?
Forever.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
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