"it" just moved
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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