shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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