I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
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