Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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