the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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