It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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