STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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