with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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