hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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