your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Randomize
