maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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