it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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