Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
