: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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