Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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