dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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