I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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