I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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