just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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