it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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