Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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