i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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