How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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