Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
wow bdsm is so cute
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