went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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