I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
You're earring is so big in my mouth
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
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