About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Randomize
