So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Maybe he injected his testicle?
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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