A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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