So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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