your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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