y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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