And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
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