I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Randomize
