I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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