I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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