Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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