Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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