You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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