Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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