We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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