Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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